Austin 3:16 Says, "I Just E-Mailed You A Bad Joke"
Those who write on shithouse walls, roll their shit in little balls. Those who read these words of wit, E-Mail them to their contacts and find themselves eating shit.
Nice Curves, Claire!
Claire Dames has the kind of curves you only find on a racetrack. The back end’s got some trunk space, but the front end has a rack to die for.
Climbing with Rucca Page
Rucca Page and her friends go on a mountain-climbing adventure. Then Johnny comes in and takes a climbing adventure all his own. Yodel-A-HEE-HOOOOOO! [RealityKings]
Mz. Berlin Knows You!
Mz. Berlin is no fresh-off-the-bus newbie in sex. She knows you. She knows what you want. Better yet, she knows what she wants. And she’s going to get it! Duh-dun-DUHHHHHHNNNNNNN!!!! [BangBros (NSFW)]
The guys at BTRA met Jaylene Rio down at the bowling alley and noticed she had some pretty nice balls of her own on her chest. Steeee-RIKE!
MILF Soup with Nina Hartley
It’s Nina Hartley. Yes, that Nina Hartley. The long-time adult film star may seem intimidating to some, but once you get to know her it’s going to be one hell of a ride. Yes, that kind of ride.
Rebecca Lane takes the day off to wait for the electrician. Guess what happens when he arrives? Go on, guess! I dare you!
Wrestling News Desk gives us the one-stop shop for all kinds of hot photos featuring Mickie James, Candice Michelle, Shelley Martinez and Brooke Adams. (Some portions may be NSFW).
Stacy Keibler's Maxim Photoshoot
It’s good to see Stacy Keibler back in a photoshoot. It’s even better when she’s wearing virtually nothing in said photoshoot. [The Beer Goggler]
The Superficial got its hands on your first pics from Hustler’s new movie “Nailin’ Paylin”, the anticipated porn parody of VP candidate Sarah Palin. The movie is expected out before Election Day.
Is Barack Obama Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch?
Okay, just what in the blue fuck is Barack Obama doing to thet poor woman in this photo from the Toledo Blade? The only time I’ve seen people smile with their hands thrusting down onto their shoulders, it showed up on an A&E documentary on serial killers.
Can’t afford your car anymore? Are those payments just too much to bear? Were you too stupid to realzie you couldn’t afford a brand-new H2 working at Burger King? Don’t trade it in. Don’t drag it in. SET IT ON FIRE! *swoosh music effects*
To qualify, you must be a member of the Spanish soccer team and have just won Euro 2008. The grand total? According to Machochip, 1,742 liters for the 23 players on the roster - the equivalent of 5,200 bottles.
First, there was “Palin: The MILF”. Then there was “Palin: The Porn Parody”. Now, we have “Palin: The Sex Doll”. As with all Palins, condoms are optional. (Kinda NSFW-ish)
You know them, and have seen them on late-nights and Sunday afternoons when the football games is blacked out. They’re the men who hawk shitty products on TV. And you’d LOVE to see them get disembowled by an oncoming tank at high speed, wouldn’t you? Of course you would!
