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June 1, 1935
Happy Birthday to the Right Reverend Dr. Frederick J. Eikerenkoetter II, also known as "Reverend Ike", one of the first televangelists to preach the power of good health, wealth and well-being, which he will happily pass to you for a small price.
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Don’t try anything funny, though. That includes using your dick as a pillow, offering to massage her boobs as a relaxation technique, or suggesting that assplay loosens the muscles. [PHOTO: The Beer Goggler]
In 1862, the Mexican army pulled an upset over the French in the Battle of Puebla. And now, Kelly Madison will celebrate by taking off all of her clothes. (NSFW)
Eve Wyrwal seems to have dropped something on the floor and can't find it. Maybe you can see it better than she can. Hey, stop staring at her, that's not polite. Check by... dammit, I told you to stop staring. (NSFW)
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- Who Would Jesus Torture? : For God so loved the world that he let his only begotten son waterboard people if it meant saving his Mom or anyone else, so sayeth... some yokel on RedState.com. Post a comment
- : Let's take a trip down to Paraguay and meet this South American cutie named Paola Rios. [Scoreland] Post a comment
- : GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE! That giant atom-smasher they're working on in Switzerland? It won't create an Earth-swallowing black hole or spit out particles that will kill all living things on the planet. Post a comment
- : One little piggy went to market, one little piggy stayed home, but this little piggy (pictured, left) got drunk, threw pork at mommy and got locked up in the hoosegow. DeLand, Florida, police arrested 46-year-old Gregory Praeger on Saturday for launching his sausage at the noggin of his dear old mum. That would be a three-pound [...] Post a comment
- : Just in case you have that great idea to interview someone from the local dog-fighting ring or cover that emotional Christmas cock-fighting spectacular, take note right now. The New York Times doesn’t want you. The Times (Jayson Blair was here!) is looking for a “Southern correspondent”. You’ll cover eight states (Sorry, Florida. We’re still not part [...] Post a comment
- : Here’s a video of Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary discussing the difference between the “economy class” and “business class” of the airline’s new transcontinental service. The good news is that if you fly business class, they’ll suck you off for free. The bad news, apparently, is that there is no word for “blowjob” in German. Ryanair To [...] Post a comment
- : As most of us are painfully aware, gas has become just a wee bit expensive. And, unfortunately, there’s not a whole lot we are doing about it. But in a world… (*clears throat*) where gas prices have crippled our country… (*dramatic music*) only one man is bold enough… to write a strongly-worded internet column. That [...] Post a comment
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