Before you go getting all hot and bothered about today’s “Photo of the Day”.  Let me remind you that:

- Miley “Hannah Montana” Cyrus is 15.
- That gummy piece is a microphone, not… well, you know.
- Both Chris Hansen and Carl Monday are watching you as we speak.
- DUDE, SHE’S FIFTEEN FREAKIN’ YEARS OLD!!!

The only thing that would make this worse for you is if you washed this down with a Mike’s Hard Lemonade.  Jee-zus H. Kee-ryst! By the way, this is all Blog of Hilarity’s fault.

Miley Cyrus wants you to eat her penis-shaped gummy treats [Blog of Hilarity]
Chris Hansen “Biography” [Encyclopedia Dramatica]
Carl Monday [Deadspin]