• OK, I’ve got a great idea for a restaurant.  We’ll put it smack dab in the middle of Beirut, give it a military theme and call it “Buns and Guns”.  We’ll have burgers named “Terrorist Meal” and “RPG” and decorate the walls with guns and bullets.  I love it, Maury!  Golden, baby! [Reuters via Fark]
• Here’s how to select the perfect motivational poster… or go hillbilly-blind batshit insane, whichever comes first. [9 to Fried]
• Stoned, inattentive and stupid is no way to go through an essay, son. [Banned In Hollywood]
• This man is tired of your lame-ass attempts at emulating emo-funk-transsexual whatever, and suggests you try more influences like Janet Jackson instead… uhhh… can we have the motivational poster guy back? [Fluxblog]
• While we’re on the food tangent, here’s Dimitri the Lover Douchebag ordering a pizza.  This is a parody, right?  Right? [YesButNoButYes]

And the ladies…

• Denise Milani and her gigantic, enormous, epic, spectacular, gargantuan… swimsuit. [Sqwable]
• Birthday girl Lindsey Lohan, freckled boobs and all. [Madden Cowboy]
• This is Janet Jade.  Now, who’s in the mood for some chocolate? [Scoreland, NSFW]
• Vikki Blows.  No, seriously, that’s her name.  Stop giggling! [Beer Goggler]

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