• Cows loose on the road?  Call the police, who will ram their car into said cow.  That’ll show those cows.  Now, who wants steak? [Port Clinton News Herald]
• After the cooking comes the lovin’: Ten great “kitchen sex” videos.  The kitchen sink was not molested in any of these videos. [Fleshbot, NSFW]
• On205th saves you twenty bucks and gives you the pics from Lucy Pinder’s upcoming calendar. [On205th]
• Top-heavy model Somaya Reece (pictured) loves to spend hours on MySpace.  Kind of like you, except her photos are way hotter.  Sorry, it’s the truth. [Holy Taco]
• I doubt that Katie “Jordan” Price is on MySpace all that much, though.  She must be too busy giving guys raging boners. [Hottest MySpace Girls]
• Elisabetta Canalis on the beach, wearing a bikini.  Why not? [The Grumpiest]

Just a quick note, we’ll be on vacation Wednesday through Friday, but keep sending those links to tips@sporkfu.com.  Go link one for the Gipper!