You’ve Got An Apocalypse… Now What?

8:00 pm ● Thursday, June 26th, 2008 ● READ MORE: Bizarre, End of the World, Survival, The Apocalypse

Since, as Yahoo wants to point out, “everything is spinning out of control“, now would be a good time to review exactly what to do in the actual event of an apocalypse.  Honestly, once gas hits $5.00 a gallon, your neighbors will no doubt choose cannibalism, zombie hunting and motorcycle gangs than mass transit.

First, don’t bother waiting for the EBS signal from the TV.  Just wait for the screaming and stampeding that follows any good emergency.  Secondly, read up on io9’s “8 Rules For Surviving The Apocalypse“.

If sci-fi disaster movies have taught us anything, it is that the world is going to be one fucked up place when the shit hits the fan.  It will be well-lighted with great special effects, but fucked up nonetheless.

8 Rules For Surviving The Apocalypse [io9]
Everything seemingly spinning out of control [Yahoo!]

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