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What’s Bigger Than Gargantuan?

7:55 am ● Monday, June 30th, 2008 ● READ MORE: , , , , ,

Big boobs are nice.  But, just like a Shoney’s buffet, you have the draw the line on the amount of intake.

Say “hola!” to Sheyla Hershey (also known as Sheyla Almeida or some girl with Godzilla-size knockers).  This Brazilian-born model is already in the record books in her native country for her 34FFF bust and now wants to super-size them again.

By the way, this will be breast surgery number nine for those keeping score at home. I can only assume she’s doing this to get the tenth one free (with coupon).

Sheyla, who lives in Texas [...] plans to fly back to her native Brazil to get the op done.

She cannot get them enlarged in the US beacause there are laws which limit the amount of silicone a person can have in each breast - making it illegal for her to have another op there.

Dr Robert Rey, plastic surgeon to the stars allegedly warned her: “Your breasts could literally burst.”

If successful, and if they don’t burst like a water balloon, she will have 34GG breasts, making her second in the world only to Rich GarcesThank you, I’ll show myself out.



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