Okay, but only if I get to make Rudolph’s “nose” red and shiny. Now, who wants to unbuckle my misletoe pants?!? [9 To Fried]

For your next home decoration, conversation piece or (more likely) “Exhibit A” in your pending divorce case, may we suggest to you this fine chandelier? Sure to earn you the title, “Biggest Dick In the Neighborhood.”, and your chandelier, too.

Try to guess why the guy in this mugshot is all bug-eyed. C’mon, I’m lobbing a softball here.

Have you ever seen this many Lutherburgers in one sitting? Don’t stare too long at the picture or your arteries will clog.

I’ll give you one small hint: It’s not the chick on the left.

Miley Cyrus rocking the gummi… uh, what the hell is that? Don’t look, honey. It’s not what you think.

I don’t have 100% proof that the firefighter in today’s “Photo of the Day” is entirely suited for this line of work.  Perhaps a job at the car wash is more suited to his liking.

Wanted: One Exprerienced Firefighter [9 to Fried]
Photo of the Day Archives [Spork Fu]

Faggot.  Doody.  This photo of the day practically shits its own jokes.  Hee hee hee…
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What Are These Faggots Talking About? [Wonkette]

We were going to post something esle for today’s photo, but then we stared at the Hypnotoad and then things went kinda wonky.  That was about six hours ago.
Hey, has anyone seen my pants?

Hypnotoad [BuzzFeed]

Former WWE wrestler Trish Stratus is lounging and enjoying herself in the sun, wearing nothing but a tank top and short denim shorts. Throw in some chicken, some whiskey and a wading pool full of cold water, and you’d be enjoying yourself too.

And now, your photo of the day, courtesy of The Smoking Gun.  This bug-eyed man took photos of women tanning nude at a salon and then tried to conceal the evidence by shoving the cellphone camera he was using up his ass.  No doubt, he may soon face serving time, whilst having a wide assortment of other [...]

And now, to recap: WWE Diva Ashley Massaro loves her fans (allegedly a bit too much), her supporters and big freaking tattoos going down the side of your body.  Sadly, no multiple exclamation points could be found this time.
I’m not sure if the symbols on her side say “peace” or “strength” or “General Tso’s Chicken”.  [...]

It’s not just any ass. It’s an ass for all seasons! And, apparently, they’ll even do some lawn work. Either way, it is your Photo of the Day, and it comes from the fine, upstanding folks at I Love Bacon.

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