Al Austin, a longtime Republican fundraising giant, may not have a grasp on this concept quite yet.  He’s found himself in a Costco-sized vat of dark brown lovelies over a joke sent to his political contacts (including “at least two reporters”) which goes a little something like this:

The joke concerns a group of schoolchildren discussing the definition of “tragedy” as opposed to “great loss” or “accident.” The punch line comes when one child says that if an airplane carrying Obama and his wife, Michelle, “was struck by a ‘friendly fire’ missile and blown to smithereens,” the event might be a tragedy “because it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss, and it probably wouldn’t be an accident either.”

SNORT!  CHUCKLE! GUFFAW! You’re a real knee-slapper there, Bubba!  Should Obama get elected, though, look for this joke on T-shirts and bumper stickers at gun shows nationwide.

story and photo via Tampa Bay Online

Claire Dames. What a hot fox! She has an ass to die for. Her tits were just as killer. Her body has curves that only a race car could handle. Our lucky stud met her in Vegas and brought her back to show the world because no one should miss out on her. Claire’s ass was just under 43 inches and her tits were enormous. She loved the cock in and out of her phat wet pussy and in between her huge titties. He just held it in long enough to unleash his load on her face.

Dangerous curves ahead at RealityKings

Rucca Page and her friend, Delotta, linked up to meet Michelle at her rock climbing adventure. Nothing like three sets of huge round natural boobs hanging out with one another.

Lucky Johnny! I bet he didn’t think this was in store for him when he woke up. These hot chicks had no problem showing off their fat titties. Rucca took control and sent her friends away. Time to get down to business. Fucking outdoors is great. Titty fucking and dick sucking all in the sunshine. Followed by some intense fucking. Talk about climbing rock hard cocks.

Great “mountain climbing” awaits you at RealityKings

Seeing is believing at RealityKings

Mz. Berlin is no fresh-off-the-bus newbie in sex.  She knows you.  She knows what you want.  Better yet, she knows what she wants.  And she’s going to get it!  Duh-dun-DUHHHHHHNNNNNNN!!!!

Get what you want at BangBros!

The guys at BTRA met Jaylene Rio down at the bowling alley and noticed she had some pretty nice balls of her own on her chest. They complimented her on her previous… ummm… “acting work” and thought she’d do real well in another feature they were working on. Sadly, it had nothing to do with bowling. (I know, you’re crushed, right?)

Score one down the lane at BangBros

It’s Nina Hartley. Yes, that Nina Hartley. The long-time adult film star may seem intimidating to some, but once you get to know her it’s going to be one hell of a ride. Yes, that kind of ride.

Buckle up and hang on at BangBros!

Rebecca Lane was home on her day off because she had scheduled an electrician to check out an electrical problem.  What she didn’t expect was that she would end up fucking the electricity man.  And what a lucky dude, because Rebecca is a beauty.  What a fucking lucky guy.

It’s “Electric” at RealityKings!

More photos at The Beer Goggler