Claire Dames: Nice Curves!

Stacy Keibler's Maxim Photoshoot

Cows loose on the road? Call the police, who will ram their car into said cow. That’ll show those cows. Now, who wants steak? [Port Clinton News Herald]
After the cooking comes the lovin’: Ten great “kitchen sex” videos. The kitchen sink was not molested in any of these videos. [Fleshbot, NSFW]
On205th saves you twenty bucks and gives you the pics from Lucy Pinder’s upcoming calendar. [On205th]
Top-heavy model Somaya Reece (pictured) loves to spend hours on MySpace. Kind of like you, except her photos are way hotter. Sorry, it’s the truth. [Holy Taco]
I doubt that Katie “Jordan” Price is on MySpace all that much, though. She must be too busy giving guys raging boners. [Hottest MySpace Girls]
Elisabetta Canalis on the beach, wearing a bikini. Why not? [The Grumpiest]

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