Lucky Number 13

8:19 pm ● Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 ● READ MORE: Amy Winehouse, Carly Parker, Clay Bennett, gas prices, Leftovers, Marla Maples, Pamela David, Sodomy, Vagina Spas

What’s killing time for you while penning the perfect love note to Megan Fox…

• Gas prices got you down?  Try literally praying for cheaper prices, like these guys.  Oh, did I mention that everywhere they’ve gone, prices have gone UP?  Holy shit! [Wonkette]
• Vagina spas, made for the overall well-being of your tired twat.  Your cramped cooter.  Your worn-out, winkin’ pink sausage wallet.  I could go on all night, really. [BuzzFeed]
• Call me crazy, but I think there’s some people in Seattle who’d like to see this Clay Bennett anally raped by a pitbull with AIDS.  Can’t imagine why… [Tasty Booze]
• Welcome to the “Sodomy House”.  Wait, what? [KMBC-TV]
• Bright Black Internet saves us the trouble and writes Amy Winehouse’s obituary. [BrightBlackInternet]
• Marla Maples, showing American pride… and boobs. [On205th]
• Argentina’s Pamela David, star of televison, modeling and your twisted and perverted dreams. [Madden Cowboy]
• Carly Parker in her “America’s Birthday” suit. [NSFW]

Keep those links a-comin’ to tips@sporkfu.com.  Thanks, and Happy 4th of July!

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