Austin 3:16 Says, “I Just E-Mailed You A Bad Joke”
Those who write on shithouse walls, roll their shit in little balls. Those who read these words of wit, E-Mail them to their contacts and find themselves eating shit.
Al Austin, a longtime Republican fundraising giant, may not have a grasp on this concept quite yet. He’s found himself in a Costco-sized vat of dark brown lovelies over a joke sent to his political contacts (including “at least two reporters”) which goes a little something like this:
The joke concerns a group of schoolchildren discussing the definition of “tragedy” as opposed to “great loss” or “accident.” The punch line comes when one child says that if an airplane carrying Obama and his wife, Michelle, “was struck by a ‘friendly fire’ missile and blown to smithereens,” the event might be a tragedy “because it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss, and it probably wouldn’t be an accident either.”
SNORT! CHUCKLE! GUFFAW! You’re a real knee-slapper there, Bubba! Should Obama get elected, though, look for this joke on T-shirts and bumper stickers at gun shows nationwide.
story and photo via Tampa Bay Online
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