Those who write on shithouse walls, roll their shit in little balls. Those who read these words of wit, E-Mail them to their contacts and find themselves eating shit.

Okay, just what in the blue fuck is Barack Obama doing to thet poor woman in this photo from the Toledo Blade? The only time I’ve seen people smile with their hands thrusting down onto their shoulders, it showed up on an A&E documentary on serial killers.

Bright-eyed youth golf team accidentally gets paired with Shotgun Willie’s strip club tournament.  If you smell a sitcom, then it’s madcap mayhem, tonight on Channel 9. [Deadspin]
There’s nothing I can add to this: “There was a chase, reaching speeds up to 5 mph.  The trooper followed Lewis for about 200 yards, according to a report [...]