To qualify, you must be a member of the Spanish soccer team and have just won Euro 2008. The grand total? According to Machochip, 1,742 liters for the 23 players on the roster - the equivalent of 5,200 bottles.

From Tasty Booze: An Arkansas preteen faces a drunken driving charge after he and a friend drank his parents’ beer, “got liquored up” and crashed his stepfather’s pickup truck. The jokes practically write themselves here, people. [Tasty Booze]