Carly Parker is a boss that will do anything to get the job done. Lucky for us, she has a huge set of knockers she was willing to put on display.

What’s killing time for you while penning the perfect love note to Megan Fox…

Gas prices got you down?  Try literally praying for cheaper prices, like these guys.  Oh, did I mention that everywhere they’ve gone, prices have gone UP?  Holy shit! [Wonkette]
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Meet Carly Parker, the most recent flavor of the internet ever since she was spotted with ESPN and Washington Post sports pundit Michael Wilbon at an NBA Finals party.