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Posts Tagged ‘Food’

It’s a S’Mores Brownie. You know you want it. And please stop trying to chew on your monitor.

7:51 pm ● Friday, October 3rd, 2008 ● Comment

Logically, if we can put cheeseburgers and bacon into a can, why not a whole chicken? No giblets, though. But I bet if you send in enough UPC’s…

3:23 pm ● Monday, July 7th, 2008 ● Comment

How to properly celebrate Independence Day (the holiday, not the movie).

3:44 pm ● Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 ● Comment

Have you ever seen this many Lutherburgers in one sitting? Don’t stare too long at the picture or your arteries will clog.

9:13 pm ● Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 ● Comment

Just in time for lunch hour, here’s an appetizing side of bacon.  No garnish, no fries… JUST BACON!  (I think it needs gravy, though).  [Bacon Unwrapped]

11:05 am ● Monday, June 23rd, 2008 ● Comment

Baseball fans who aren’t in Atlantic City for the gambling and mob ties can enjoy some festive boardwalk traditions such as funnel cake and dodging seagull shit.  Now you can have the funnel cake on top of a slice of cheese pizza, which is holding a fried hot dog in place.  Or you can have [...]

7:28 pm ● Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 ● Comment

There are no In N’ Out burger places anywhere near where I live, but there is this simplicity that you can order a burger with however much meat and cheese you want and whatever toppings you want heaped on it.
A couple of hungry, drunk guys decided to put that theory to the test recently in [...]

8:34 pm ● Monday, June 2nd, 2008 ● Comment

Once again from SupersizedMeals.com, here is the story of one man testing the limits of Burger King’s “Have It Your Way” slogan.  Read the incredible tale of how he orders not one, not three, but SIXTY (yes, 6-0) slices of bacon with his Whopper. If you’re keeping score at home, sixty slices of bacon equals [...]

7:02 pm ● Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 ● Comment

Rolling out in the U.K. sometime soon, the Burger 6-pack from Burger King offers one giant patty smothered with 6 little buns and topped separately with bacon, ketchup, etc.  Of course, nobody you know is going to just tear one off and leave the rest.  Nope, they’re going to chow down the whole fucking things [...]

8:21 pm ● Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 ● Comment

A regular hot dog just won’t do for some people.  Hell, a hot dog with the works isn’t going to satisy your hunger.  Let’s go all out, balls out, motherfucker!  This is the “hamdog”, a classic from the annals of Consumption Junction and brought back to life on SuperSized Meals.
Here goes, take a hotdog and [...]

8:46 pm ● Monday, May 19th, 2008 ● Comment

With rising prices on gas, food, services and just about everything else, it’s good to see people being frugal.  That is, unless you’re Chef James Locascio and you just made a cheesesteak worth (about, in retail) $100.  Where did all that money go, you ask?  Locascio says, “$17 per pound for cheese, $21 per pound [...]

6:26 pm ● Friday, May 16th, 2008 ● Comment

Papa John’s 23-cent pizzas

Today’s winner of this occasionally prestigious award goes to Papa John’s, who caused altercations and near-riots in Cleveland with a 23-cent Pizza Promotion.
The trouble started after a Washington, D.C. franchise made T-shirts calling Lebron James (No. 23 of the Cleveland Cavaliers) a “crybaby”.  Naturally, certain people felt offended, so the company fired [...]

12:40 pm ● Friday, May 9th, 2008 ● Comment

Not sure if you’re in the mood for grease or sugar today?  Try both with the Chicken Finger Sundae Sandwich.  You’ll need chicken strips, waffles, cool whip, chocolate syrup and an iron cast stomach.  Enjoy!
[Scary-Crayon]

12:00 pm ● Friday, May 9th, 2008 ● Comment

As food prices begin to soar around the world, the ones that go without are the ones hurt most.
No, I’m not talking about Haitians eating dirt or Mexicans rioting over flour tortillas or the old lady eating dog food to get by.  I’m talking about the neediest: suburbanites who can’t get their imported, bio-degradable, eco-freindly, [...]

8:23 pm ● Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 ● Comment

The U.K. Metro website wrote a review of Aunt Bessie’s Sausage and Mash Cones (sausage, mashed potatoes, peas and gravy in an ice cream cone), calling the food (and I quote):
Horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, Horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible
Aunt Bessie, naturally, was displeased and brought the publishers of said review a whole bunch of these Mash [...]

7:37 pm ● Monday, April 14th, 2008 ● Comment

Can’t decide on sugar or grease for an awesome post-dinner delight? Try both and make a Dark Chocolate Bacon Crunch Sorbet. Your taste buds will say “Thank you.”, your arteries will say, “Fuck you.” [Supper in Stereo]

7:57 pm ● Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 ● Comment
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